Except for you...

Everybody in every world is stupid, inconsiderate, uncaring, unthinking, ignorant, and egotistical. Well, except for you, of course.

Massive Conspiracy

It's all rather well and good for me to rant whatever come to mind--quite cathartic, actually--but why is nobody commenting? Why is nobody even reading it? Of all the people in all the worlds, why are none of them clicking the "next blog" button right when I publish my post? What are the odds of that? Blogger must be suppressing my blog. They're trying to keep me down. They aren't letting anybody else see my blog, much less comment on it. It's a massive conspiracy!!

And I'm still gonna git that shark.

Waste

Computers are almost as big a waste of time as television is. Go read a book. Go ride a horse. Get off your duff, you dope.

Shut yer trap

I've had it up to here with all this global warming bullcrap. Are we humans so full of pride and hubris to think that we can change the planet? Even if carbon whatsit in the air is rising, what's that to do with us? We're just a tiny cog in the machine called nature. The gods have it all under control. Trust them. Believe. And shut yer trap.