Chores are a chore

Sometimes I wish I would get some massive repetitive injury so Vata has to sacrifice all of our animals just to keep me alive. And then I'd be all better and I wouldn't have to break up hay bales every morning. My back is killing me.

Leporine Snorkels

I'm really gonna have to stop telling Vata my ideas before I do them. She just has too much reason, she does.

She don't even believe in leporine snorkels.

Why not?

So Vata says she doesn't want to have a shark. She says it would be stupid to have a shark. She says I'm stupid to want a shark.

But look in our back yard. It's full of animals. Cows, horses, pigs, sheep, dogs, cats, chickens, ferrets, ducks, guinea pigs, horned toads... So why not a shark?

Where's the sun??

Rana, take Your clouds away. This a desert. It's supposed to be sunny here. What's the point of retiring to the desert if You come along and make the day all gray and dreary? It's no fun to go outside. Inside is Vata and the home shopping channel.

Outside it is.