Stress-related

And my jaw hurts, too. Not the bone part, but the joint where it connects. Kinda sore when I chew. I must be grinding my teeth at night. Probably stress-related.

You really don't.

My eyes hurt. Too much time staring at this damn computer, I reckon. That and television. Oddly enough, they hurt more when I close them.

I also got a mouth ulcer forming on the roof of my mouth. But you don't want to hear about that, now do you?

How about my sore neck and knees? Do you want to know about them?

Sore nose

I have a zit on the inside of my nostril. What in Pétíso's name is that all about? I'm too old for this crap.

Walk

My throat is fine now, of course. My neck's a bit stiff, though. Time for a walk. I'll go check the mailbox.

I ain't gonna git sick!

I awoke with a slightly sore throat this morning. I'll blame post-nasal drip. It ain't a cold. It's not the flu. It's just a darn runny nose. 'Cuz it's cold outside. That's all. I refuse to get sick. I ain't gonna git sick!

Chores are a chore

Sometimes I wish I would get some massive repetitive injury so Vata has to sacrifice all of our animals just to keep me alive. And then I'd be all better and I wouldn't have to break up hay bales every morning. My back is killing me.

Cure-all

Damn, I've got me a headache. Dehydration, I s'pose. But chemicals are the way to cure it. Gotta go to the coffee shop now....

It hurts

I've got a zit on my toe. Or maybe it's an ingrown hair. What's an ingrown hair look like? A red bump? Cuz that's what I got. My favorite pair of shoes pinches right there. It hurts.